Gwyneth Paltrow arriving to a National Movie Awards afterparty at the Claridges Hotel in London (5/26)

I'm not going to lie: This story doesn't surprise me in the least bit. It's not just Gwyneth Paltrow who's annoying -- it's her whole damn family. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Chicago-based music marketing director John Gabrysiak met the Oscar winner’s actress-mom, Blythe Danner, at chef Emeril Lagasse’s annual New Orleans fund-raiser. When Gabrysiak mentioned he was in the music biz, Danner proudly said, “My son-in-law Chris works in the music business too!” Yes, I do believe we’ve heard of Chris Martin and his band, Coldplay!
It's strange that Gwyneth's mom didn't mention the fact that her own daughter was in the music industry -- especially after she just released an album and sang a duet with Huey Lewis at the Country Music Awards. I guess she thinks of Gwyneth's foray into the music world in the same way that the rest of us do: forgettable.

*10 Gwyneth Paltrow pictures total in the gallery:

  • Gwyneth Paltrow Annoying Family 1
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Annoying Family 2
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Annoying Family 3
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Annoying Family 4
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Annoying Family 5
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Annoying Family 6
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Annoying Family 7
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Annoying Family 8
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Annoying Family 9
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Annoying Family 10
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  • ro

    she didnt sing with Huey lewis at the CMA..She sang with vince Gill

  • LAX

    Someone please remind me what this not very beautiful, skinny woman is famous for. Is it true that she is very liberal and PC?

  • Anonymous

    She can also sing and cook LMAO.

  • Anonymous

    The sun slides beneath the sea

    A red rose blooms in the snow

    Firewors explode across the night sky

    Gwyneth's dress glows

  • Debbie

    How is that annoying? Sounds like she was just making conversation.

  • Gianna

    Then the nut didn't fall too far from the tree.


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