John Mayer has his eye on Eva Longoria
John Mayer wants Eva Longoria
Continuing his quest to bang every warm thing in Hollywood, John Mayer — in Discovery Channel terms — wants to swoop in like a vulture and feast on the rotting, heartbroken corpse of Eva Longoria. From Rob Shuter at PopEater:
“John is crazy about Eva,” a friend of the crooner tells me. “There is something about newly-divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva.”
“No way is Eva thinking of another man right now,” a friend of the actress tells me. “Mayer can send all the flowers in the world and even show up under her window with his guitar and it would make no difference. Eva wants some alone time. She is still heartbroken about her marriage falling apart.”
The balls on this guy. Eva’s been split up from Tony Parker for a little more than two weeks and already John’s trying to weasel his way into her pants. Granted, chicks that have just gone through a messy break-up are usually the easiest and most fun in bed — I believe the medical term is “insecure” — but sometimes you just got to take it slow. For example, if John waits until NEXT week to go down on Eva, he’ll probably *barely* be able to taste Tony.
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