John Mayer wants Eva Longoria

Continuing his quest to bang every warm thing in Hollywood, John Mayer -- in Discovery Channel terms -- wants to swoop in like a vulture and feast on the rotting, heartbroken corpse of Eva Longoria. From Rob Shuter at PopEater:
"John is crazy about Eva," a friend of the crooner tells me. "There is something about newly-divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva."

"No way is Eva thinking of another man right now," a friend of the actress tells me. "Mayer can send all the flowers in the world and even show up under her window with his guitar and it would make no difference. Eva wants some alone time. She is still heartbroken about her marriage falling apart."
The balls on this guy. Eva's been split up from Tony Parker for a little more than two weeks and already John's trying to weasel his way into her pants. Granted, chicks that have just gone through a messy break-up are usually the easiest and most fun in bed -- I believe the medical term is "insecure" -- but sometimes you just got to take it slow. For example, if John waits until NEXT week to go down on Eva, he'll probably *barely* be able to taste Tony.

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[Pacific Coast News]
  • The One

    Woman going too far. All should obey man. If not he beat her and then she be good. Woman keep parts cover with cloth


    JM going for the kill! lol

  • Upskrt Celebs

    I agree, she screwed over Tony Parker, just like Christina Aguilera screwed over that other guy. When are these women going to be put in their place?

  • Anonymous

    Heartless wench. What she did to poor Tony was awful. Beware BBs and cougars on the prowl.

  • Hawk

    Anything to keep him from recording more music.

  • Upskrt Celebs

    I saw her first, plus I'm willing to lick her asshole. Can John Mayer say the same?

  • anon

    sure you'd be willing to her her a-hole; but she would be willing to lick his.

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