Decent view, I guess

It's been a shitty year for Stuart Townsend. Not only does he get dumped by one of the hottest chicks on the planet, Charlize Theron, but now she's selling their beach house. Sucks for that dude. From the listing agent:
A Malibu beach home that offers it all! Live like a star on the private beach of La Costa in this fully furnished, entertainer's delight. With its colorful and elegant decor this beachfront home has a secure entry that leads onto an expansive lounge-like deck, hot tub, fire pit, water features, and beach toys. A wonderful master with high ceilings, picture windows, and soaking tub is one of three bedrooms (3rd bdrm has own private entrance). Additional features include drop down TV, sound system, security cameras, and a lanai. Originally the oldest home on La Costa, it has since been updated to satisfy the most discerning of clients. Available September 1st for up to 6 months.

List Price: $7,500,000 | Lease Price: $30,000/month
BDRS: 3 | BA: 3.5 | FURNISHED | Sq/Ft: 2,095 Approx | LOT SIZE: 6429
OK Charlize, here's my final offer:

  • $6,500,000
  • You pay closing costs
  • After we sign the contract, I get to smell your hair
  • The last term is non-negotiable
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  • Anonymous

    I like it. very simple. where can i get those keys that are hangig on the wall?

  • Joseph Momma

    I will top that offer. Seven large. But I want to smell your hair, too.


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