Britney had a rough day

Britney Spears shopping at Westfield Topanga in L.A. (12/8)

Britney Spears had sort of a rough day yesterday. Wait, where are all of her bodyguards? Why is she alone? This seems dangerous. I don't think mall security carries tranquilizer darts. Anyways, Flynet says:

12/8 - Singer Britney Spears chewing on her finger nails as she strolls through the Westfield Mall in Los Angeles, CA. Earlier Britney left her lawyers office crying and rushed over to the mall to do a little shopping. Britney didn't buy anything but maybe she should have bought the t-shirt "I Love My Haters" that was in one of the windows, especially after last weeks Tweet [in which she told Star magazine and Jason Alexander to kiss her "white southern Louisiana ass"]

Screw that "Haters" shirt, if Britney really wants everyone to leave her alone, she should buy a TapouT shirt. That's what I wear -- one size too small of course -- when I don't want anyone messing with me at the bar and making fun of how much gel I have in my hair. Occasionally someone will give me the eye, but then they see that TapouT logo and they know that I'm not to be fucked with. To be clear, I've never actually been in a real fight, but I do watch UFC, like, all the time, so I'm pretty sure I know how to handle myself.

*16 Britney Spears pictures total in the gallery:

Britney Spears Pictures

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So this girl has an unhappy meeting with her lawyer, leaves upset, goes to the mall to blow off a little steam, and this is a story? America is doomed. We suck.

anonymous

she totally scratched one of her naughty places like her a-hole or vag and can't help but sniff the finger.

milesaugust

Still hot as can be...

Hawk

Maybe it was rib day at the food court!

Pineapple Andy Kaid

Britney is a cow but her bodyguard is delicious

Anonymous

I feel bad for her- she hasnt been happy in 5 yeras. Since Kevin cheated with that Vegas stripper Brit has been very sad. She seems like she needs meds. No one knows what its like to be stalked by the whole world the way she has been. Maybe she just wants to go shopping alone like a normal person.

GRiND365.com

She looks better from a far but still not good!

Lt. Dangle

FIRE

THAT

DUMB-ASS

COP

ASAP!!

HE COULDN'T CATCH A DONUT ROLLING DOWN A HILL, LET ALONE ANYTHING ELSE!

CALIFORNIA IS BROKE AS FUCK AND CHOOSES OBESE PEOPLE TO SERVE AND PROTECT.

STUPID STATE.