Pee-Wee Herman Shatters Masturbation World Record!

It's official, Pee-Wee Herman is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Pee-Wee Herman achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Pee-Wee Herman remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Pee-Wee Herman is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Pee-Wee Herman was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Pee-Wee Herman said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".