December 2010 NUDE!

2010: The Year in Bikinis

Put together a little gallery (actually big, 164 pictures) of all the bikini pictures posted on Celebslam in 2010. For those of you doing the math at home, that's 328 boobs total . . . or 330 if you're double-counting those Rosie O'Donnell bikini pics from February. Her back fat does sorta look like an extra pair . . .

*164 bikini pictures pictures total in the gallery:

Vanessa Hudgens

Vanessa Hudgens out and about in Burbank (12/24)

*15 Vanessa Hudgens pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Love Hewitt out and about in Beverly Hills (12/26)

I can't believe I actually used to beat off to this dork in high school. It feels so long ago. Remember when this chick was hot? East Berliners don't because they still had a wall cutting through their city, cutting off access to Western media.

*21 Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, December 29

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher in St. Barts (pics start here)

Michael C. Hall leaving the ArcLight Hollywood at the Cinerama Dome after catching a movie (pics start here)

Miss Germany 2005 Sarah Gerth in Miami (pics start here)

Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell leaving a restaurant in Aspen (pics start here)

Salma Hayek in St. Barts (pics start here)

Daveigh Chase (The Ring) shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Bono and his wife Ali Hewson at Leopardstown Races in Dublin (pics start here)

Ana Ivanovic leaves a training session for the Hopman Cup Tennis Tournament in Perth, Australia (pics start here)

Socialite Tinsley Mortimer and her boyfriend in Miami (pics start here)

Victoria Silvstedt shopping in St. Barts (pics start here)

Chris O'Donnell in Aspen (pics start here)

Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in St. Barts (pics start here)

*107 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Jessica Simpson shopping in Aspen (12/28)

+ What a convenient hug for the camera [PopEater]

+ Bar Refaeli is in a bikini. Again. [The Superficial]
+ Good, they need to be killed off [Celebuzz]
+ Damn, her face is HUGE [IDLYITW]
+ Clooney's girlfriend in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

+ I'm all for big boobs [Popoholic]
+ Usher totally ripped off The Simpsons [College Humor]
+ Vanessa Hudgens has a sweet little booty [Hollywood Tuna]
+ That's a lot of herpes meds [moejackson]

+ Guess who's starring in Kim Kardashian's music video? [Dlisted]
+ It would be sexier if she was tied up [The Blemish]
+ Aguilera looks like crap [CityRag]
+ Um, wow? [Double Viking]

Erin Heatherton

American model Erin Heatherton

*22 Erin Heatherton pictures total in the gallery:

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Valentina Zelyaeva's nipple for Elle Russia (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Olivia Wilde has a sexy midsection [Popoholic]
+ Why does everyone think they can sing? [Just Jared]
+ Rihanna's dress is see-through (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Snooki banned from Times Square [PopEater]

+ Naked January Jones is an awesome January Jones [Celebuzz]
+ Flashback: Katy Perry in a green bikini [moejackson]
+ Joe Francis' fake marriage is over [Cele|bitchy]
+ Celebrity cheese sandwiches [CityRag]

LIST OF THE DAY: The 25 Most Disgusting Drinks

*18 pictures total in the gallery:

Owen Wilson is not dead

There's a rumor on the internets that Owen Wilson died today after snowboarding into a tree at a ski resort in Zermatt, Switzerland. Not true. He's still alive . . . well alive as he can be after selling his soul to Paramount to make the latest Fockers film. You just had to have that vanishing edge jacuzzi off your master bedroom, didn't you Owen? Asshole.

Caprice Bourret bikini pics!

Flynet says that's model Caprice Bourret in St. Barts earlier this week. According to her Wikipedia page, Caprice appeared as "Jackie Love" in a 2001 episode of Baywatch. One time she saw a cat chasing a dog. This concludes the most boring post of 2010.

*20 Caprice Bourret pictures total in the gallery:

Rachel Bilson

Rachel Bilson arriving at LAX airport (12/28)

*32 Rachel Bilson pictures total in the gallery: