Sarah Palin got bumped

There's only one thing more embarrassing than your 17-year-old daughter's pregnancy becoming international news: Kim Kardashian bumping you from a magazine cover. Oh hey, guess what happened to Sarah Palin? From the New York Post:
Sarah Palin was bumped from the cover of People for Kim Kardashian at the last minute before this week's issue hit stands, a source says. Palin had been penciled in as a possible cover with an exclusive interview to promote her TLC show, "Sarah Palin's Alaska." "Kim didn't know she was going to be the cover this week," a source said. "She only did the interview at an event with the magazine just days earlier." Palin's six-page spread was photographed by Michael O'Neill, who flew up to Alaska, while Kardashian's pictures were pick-ups.
This must be devastating news for Sarah's 2012 presidential aspirations. How can she ever hope to win if she hasn't appeared on the cover of a highbrow periodical like People? Sarah's only hope now to rebound from this setback is to do a photoshoot for the one publication that encapsulates her political qualifications: The Economist National Review Juggs.

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  • Anonymous

    Gov. Palin would bring back common sense and sanity to our country instead of this corrupt New World Socialist Order Obama, his 37 Marxist Czars and puppet mastr Soros are nudging us toward.

  • timtimtim

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  • Bill

    Oh yeah. PS

    you're dumb(|) liberal also. Maybe People will post your're picture to the cover. HaHa.

  • Bill

    People magazine sucks big time. If Sarah were a dumb ass liberal, she would have made it to the cover. I doubt that she gives a crap since her show reaches more people than People.

    Wouldn't have a copy in the house if they gave it away for free..

  • Mikeyp

    How do you spell "delete" from

    my links??? Crap.

  • Mike

    Sarah's ass looks ten times better than the Kim. As a bonus-Sarah didn't get her fame from porn.

  • Rob

    She's an attractive woman but so was Benazir Bhoutto,World power isn't something to play around with.

  • All

    Robert has a point. We know what KK looks like naked and painted silver and I'd hit her without question. But does SP's really hold up when you strip her down after she pushed out a few kids? On the flip side, she did cheat on the husband which means to me that she knows how to keep another guy happy. I'd do her clothed, bend her over her Alaskan kitchen table, lift up that black skirt and she if she can howl like a moose.

    Obama can watch if he likes.

  • Robert

    Sarah Palin has some smarts, and her looks are real, not phony plastic surgery. I'll take her over Kim K. any day. BTW, Obama probably disagrees with me.

  • dee

    id rather see sarah palin in a cover than some dumb reality show star. this is why i dont buy that stupid magazine.

  • dii

    "id rather see sarah palin in a cover than some dumb reality show star."

    News flash: Sarah Palin *IS* a dumb reality show star.

  • Carlos

    You were grinding your Obama comforter when you wrote this, weren't you?


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