Rod Stewart and Russell Brand are fighting

Did you know that Rod Stewart and Russell Brand hate each other? Me neither! Do you care? Me neither! From the San Francisco Chronicle:
Rod Stewart has reignited his war of words with Russell Brand - he's once again cast doubt on the British funnyman's sexual prowess. The "Maggie May" hitmaker famously clashed with Brand at an awards ceremony in London in 2006, when he forced the comic to back-track over boasts he bedded the rocker's daughter, Kimberly. Stewart told Brand it was wrong to brag about his womanizing, and goaded the "Get Him to the Greek" star to admit he "never touched" Kimberly.

Now Stewart has taken another swipe at the self-proclaimed Lothario's sex boasts - insisting Brand's claim to have slept with 90 women in a month is impossible.

Talking to Piers Morgan for his "Life Stories" TV show, Stewart says, "Get out of here. Not true. You can't bed two or three women a day."
"You can't bed two or three women a day"? Bollocks! Maybe at your age, Rod. At my age, that's called "college." Just last semester I averaged four chicks a night. Now *technically* I was studying abroad in Thailand and I did pay for every one of those cheap whores, but I was still pretty proud of myself.

*15 Russell Brand pictures total in the gallery:

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  • musicindustryinsider

    Carlos, if you really believe that story, then you're the biggest dumbazz in the world! In fact, he wasn't in Cincinnati at the time that fake story first started circulating-he was on tour somewhere else. Second, that story was started by some jealous idiot like yourself who couldn't get laid if he had a million bucks and was sitting in the middle of a whorehouse! Third, it's rather well known that Rod has a penchant for tall, long legged blondes! Get a life dude...repeating stupid stories only demonstrates how stupid you must be!

  • eee

    1.- 15 pictures of russell brand?

    2.- why???

  • Carlos

    Didn't Rod set a record for cum-guzzling back in the good ol' days? If Rod can swallow 5 gallons of jism in one night(allegedly,) then it's possible that Edward Scissorhands banged 90 skanks in one month.

  • Hawk

    Nice to see Rod trying to stand up for his daughter, but given that girl's track record, I'm not so sure...

  • Master yoda

    Jump forward to 2012. Aging popstar to release embarrassing cd where she pretends to still be a teenager the day after she files for divorce from some guy named Russell something.

  • adrenalynn tuber

    A prowess poser in lieu of any other discernible talent. Katy, not exactly a flattering commentary on your assessment skills, is it?


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