Lindsay Lohan might not have to pay her $50,000 rehab bill

An "online company" *wink wink* is offering to pay for Lindsay Lohan's entire rehab stint at the Betty Ford Clinic . . . and the good news is, she won't have to do anything anymore embarrassing than what she's already done to herself the past few years. From an email I received:
LINDSAY LOHAN REHAB OFFER: COVERED BY TUBE8.COM

Enables Starlet to Research Role for Linda Lovelace Biopic

Lindsay Lohan may be too broke to afford a stint at the Betty Ford Clinic, but help is on the way from Tube8.com - a leading adult entertainment site that’s seeking to employ Ms. Lohan as a marketing consultant.

The adult site has an offer in-hand to cover the anticipated $50,000 fee for Ms. Lohan’s rehabilitation at the Betty Ford Clinic. In return, Ms. Lohan will serve as a marketing consultant for the site, providing insights into the further mainstreaming of pornography.

Ms. Lohan will have unprecedented access to Tube8 and their sister site, PornHub, which has a large collection of classic pornography, enabling the starlet to research for her upcoming role as Linda Lovelace.
And so it begins. Ever since Lindsay began getting into trouble with drugs, alcohol, and women with unusually large fingers (click here to read more about Samantha Ronson), I've wondered when she'd hit rock bottom and take refuge in the seedy underworld of porn. Well now we know: today. The funny thing is, I always thought she'd turn to porn to pay for her drugs -- but it turns out she might finally take the leap to actually keep herself away from them . . . well at least for a court-mandated 98 days. Seriously, she's gonna go nuts when she gets out. Someone should follow her around with a camera for a few months and turn their footage into a movie. Scarface 2, starring Lindsay Lohan.

*10 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Gdrive

    I love my tube8 but what does lindssy know about that stuff?


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