So Katy Perry did that

Katy Perry performing at the Windows Phone 7 Launch Party at Roseland Ballroom in New York (11/8)

If that's as wide as she can open her mouth, Katy and I are going to have some problems. *wink wink* Get it? Get it? It's because my penis is so very large, you see.

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zeb

What do people see in this fug?, it baffles me, she wears so much make up, has a man jaw, a horrible voice and she can't sing, it's the tits right?...

Anonymous

It must be. It's certainly not her face.

Herman Bumfudle

fuck! that little mouth looks so fucking delicious.

cantakitnomore

serious hipster alert.

plez spar us.

JN

Someone buy this bitch some butt pads!

Hawk

Aw, how cute, she's playing a guitar. That must mean she's a serious musican and not just some pop singer!

anonymous

just saw Get Him to the Greek. i wonder if katy perry sings Ring Round to Russell nightly.

Whorrible

That microphone probably looks a lot like Russell Brand's dong: discolored.