Katy Perry performing at the Windows Phone 7 Launch Party at Roseland Ballroom in New York (11/8)

If that's as wide as she can open her mouth, Katy and I are going to have some problems. *wink wink* Get it? Get it? It's because my penis is so very large, you see.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: "Your move, iPhone"

*38 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:

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  • zeb

    What do people see in this fug?, it baffles me, she wears so much make up, has a man jaw, a horrible voice and she can't sing, it's the tits right?...

  • Anonymous

    It must be. It's certainly not her face.

  • Herman Bumfudle

    fuck! that little mouth looks so fucking delicious.

  • cantakitnomore

    serious hipster alert.

    plez spar us.

  • JN

    Someone buy this bitch some butt pads!

  • Hawk

    Aw, how cute, she's playing a guitar. That must mean she's a serious musican and not just some pop singer!

  • anonymous

    just saw Get Him to the Greek. i wonder if katy perry sings Ring Round to Russell nightly.

  • Whorrible

    That microphone probably looks a lot like Russell Brand's dong: discolored.


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