JWoww is abandoning New Jersey

I can't help but think JWoww's move has something to do with the San Fernando Valley being the porn production capital of the United States. She needs something to fall back on. From TMZ:
JWoww is ready to milk her newfound fame for all it's worth -- because TMZ has learned she's dead set on moving to the place where dreams are made (but mostly crushed) ... Los Angeles.

Sources close to the "Jersey Shore" star tell TMZ she's been getting "lots of offers for modeling contracts and endorsements" on the West Coast ... so she wants to relocate in order to consistently cash in on them. We're told JWoww is in the market for a high rise apartment in L.A. -- and she wants to be permanently settled in within the next couple of months.
Doesn't this state have enough problems? 12.4% unemployment, budget deficits, Paris Hilton, and now this? If California has to absorb one more unnatural disaster like JWoww, this whole place is going to fall into the ocean faster than Natalie Wood (too soon?). We should just change the state's name to Sodom and Gomorrah. That way, when God ends up taking a huge shit on us, we won't be surprised.

*7 JWoww pictures total in the gallery:

  • JWoww California Dreaming 1
  • JWoww California Dreaming 2
  • JWoww California Dreaming 3
  • JWoww California Dreaming 4
  • JWoww California Dreaming 5

  • vlas

    Oh yes, fake tan, fake hair, fake nails, fake breasts,eyelashes

  • vlas

    what would she model or endorse?

  • LolleyGagger

    Yup first thing on the to do list is get that 'stash waxed and maybe that jungle she has downstairs, you know it's huge she's a hairy girl. I bet her bush could rival Demi Moore's mad hatter Google her nude in her young days to see what I mean, you won't soon forget that gorilla fur.

  • Anonymous

    Oh boy, hair down below, that is so such a turn on. Girls now days want to shave their beaver, and that is so wrong. I like hair that you can floss your teeth with. The longer and hairier a beaver, the better.

  • Whorrible

    You and I would make great Wingmen for each other. Considering your apparent affinity for hair, you could have all of the Armenians. That way, I'd just be left with the attractive women.

  • narp narp

    sigh... she ISN'T FROM NEW JERSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ugh... she is long island trash, stop lumping her in with New Jersey. There are enough trashy girls here without more being lumped in.

  • Anonymous

    Yea, well the way I heard it, Long Island girls were the best on the east coast, the creme de la creme so to speak. Jersey girls were a distant 14 or 15th place.

  • Nick Manning

    JWoww has a great body, nice fake tits abut a OK face. I think in Cali, the Dr. 90210's will make her face at least good face.

  • Billy D

    JWoww may be a "Jersey 9" but she'll learn real fast that she's a "California 2".

  • licious

    chill out billy d.... The women in cali are aight with surgeries out the a@@

  • GCB

    She is a living goddess and should be in the state with more goddesses per square foot than any other place in the world.

    You can take the girl out of Jersey, but can you take the Jersey out of the girl. A golden girl for a golden state.

    Not to worry about California and its economy, Mr. Obama has that covered. He will just dig into his stash and cover all of Cali's debts and restore full employment plus to the Golden State.

  • Hawk

    The East Coast has something to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.

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