Demi Moore wants to kick Jenny McCarthy's ass

Apparently Demi Moore's not too happy with Jenny McCarthy for talking about her marital problems during her recent appearance on The Joy Behar Show. She's let it be known that if she ever runs into Jenny in public, she's gonna cut a bitch. From the National Enquirer:

"I'd tell (Demi) to do some investigation, investigate the [cheating] rumors and see if it's true. If it's true, I may need to re-evaluate this relationship," Jenny said during an interview on the "The Joy Behar Show."

When she heard about Jenny's comments, 47-year-old Demi freaked out, said a source close to her. "Demi couldn't believe Jenny had the audacity to discuss her marriage on TV," the source said. "She's desperately tying to distance herself from this whole sordid mess. The last thing she needs is another celebrity going through her dirty linen on a talk show.

As the Enquirer reported, Demi and Ashton recently vacationed together in Israel in part to put rumors of marital strife behind them. But Jenny's public comments sabotaged those efforts. Demi told her pal: "Clearly, Jenny feels it's OK to meddle with other people's relationships. I'll never forgive her."

I'd love to say something degrading about these two over-privileged silicone-chested loudmouths, but the reality is I'd rather just imagine them settling their differences in an inflatable pool filled with canola oil and vibrators. Now, that imagery may sound a little perverse to the casual reader, but let me assure you that everything would be handled in a mature and dignified manner. So yes, I would remove the batteries first.

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