Giada De Laurentiis in all her glory

OK, I admit it. Writing about this story is just an excuse to post these pics. Look how beautiful that ocean is. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Giada De Laurentiis is furious about the rumors she’s had an affair with John Mayer — which seem to have been floated after Mayer made some very graphic comments about how he thought the happily married Food Network star was “super hot.” The timing of these reports is even tougher for Giada, since she just lost her beloved grandfather, famed filmmaker Dino De Laurentiis.
After a loved one has recently passed, there's nothing like having some alone time to gather your thoughts defend your reputation in the national media against adultery rumors. The only way this week could have turned out worse for Giada is if it suddenly became uncool to have freaking awesome tits. Seriously, she has freaking awesome tits.

*11 Giada De Laurentiis bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Giada de Laurentiis John Mayer Affair 1
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  • Giada de Laurentiis John Mayer Affair 3
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  • Giada de Laurentiis John Mayer Affair 10
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  • john

    i think urban legend as well , i think John or some in his camp spread
    that rumor to rebuild his image. but no doubt she is music groupie but
    found the time the John mayer rumor odd, if John did taste GDL's boobs, we probably would have HD video of it by now.

  • Lenny

    I'd love to see if the carpet matched the curtins, and I hope it's shag.

  • dave

    This is why God invented Food Network Humor.

  • Hawk

    Attention all famous women!

    Stop talking to John Mayer!

  • Anonymous

    Tits like that should be preserved for all time.

  • Yeah

    Nice massives.

  • Nick Manning

    Nice tits. I would bang her then brag about it.

  • Alan is the man

    Alan would hit that shit like the ghost of Babe Ruth

  • guy kawasaki

    The very definition of the word "funbags"

  • Gdrive

    hell yea!

  • danny

    I don't see what all the fuss is about this woman. She's no particularly attractive, and her facial (and hand) expressions on TV are awful. Nice tits, tho, I'll grant that.

  • haterade

    Clearly you must be gay


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