Eva Longoria’s getting her tats removed

The lucky tattoo in question

If you’re an expert in the art of tattoo removal, you might want to send Eva Longoria your business card. She wants to erase all memories of her marriage to Tony Parker ASAP. From the Chicago Sun Times:

The “Desperate Housewives” star has been checking out the best Hollywood tattoo removal experts, who will be able to carefully laser away those inked memories of soon-to-be-ex-husband Tony Parker.

In Longoria’s case that includes “erasing” the “Nine” tattoo on the back of her neck (Parker’s number on the San Antonio Spurs) plus the 7/7/07 (in Roman numerals) on the inside of her right wrist — marking the couple’s wedding date.

“And to think Eva was so ecstatic about getting married on such a lucky date,” quipped an associate of the actress who works on her long-running hit TV show.

Instead of having it inked on her wrist, Eva should have had that “777” tattoo painted just above her cooch. Why? Because now that she’s filed for spousal support from Tony, that slot’s going to pay out like she hit a Vegas jackpot.


Tags: Eva Longoria
November 24, 2010 - 12:45 pm