Doutzen Kroes doing what she does best

Victoria's Secret supermodel Doutzen Kroes got married over the weekend. What the hell? I didn't even get an invite. What about that whole "still want to be friends" talk we had? From the New York Post:

Doutzen Kroes and her boyfriend, producer/DJ Sunnery James, got hitched yesterday in a small, private ceremony in her Dutch hometown of Eastermar. The wedding took place in front of the pregnant model's 30 closest friends and family members. The bride wore a dress by Spanish designer Pronovias, and the happy couple will be honeymooning on an island just north of Madagascar. In lieu of gifts, the lovebirds are asking for donations to be made to dance4life, a Dutch charity for which Kroes is an ambassador, or to the World Wildlife Fund. James proposed to Kroes in January, and we reported on her pregnancy in July. The couple are expecting a boy in January. "We are so happy to start our new life together," she told Page Six.

If this dude wants to be a gazillionaire, all he has to do is patent the line he used to bang a rich supermodel without a condom. I'm guessing he used a classic like, "it'll feel better," or my personal favorite, "let me just put the tip in." Actually, considering that he was talking to a model, I'll assume he used something a little more sophisticated like, "don't worry, you can't get pregnant on Tuesdays." 

*20 Doutzen Kroes pictures total in the gallery: