David Arquette outside a friend's house in Brentwood (11/14)

Who could have predicted this, but it turns out that being rich, famous, and single is pretty damn awesome. Just ask David Arquette's penis. From the New York Post:

David Arquette is making the most of the single life, following his split with Courteney Cox after 11 years of marriage. The actor, 39, partied until the early hours with a beautiful, 21-year-old female British tourist, her sister and a friend in a suite at LA's Mondrian Hotel, draining the minibar and prompting complaints from other guests due to loud music. Just hours after his late-night binge, Arquette was playing happy families with Cox and their daughter, Coco, at a Saturday charity event in Studio City.

A spy told Page Six, "David had befriended three attractive young British girls and ended up in a hotel room with them. He was drinking tequila and vodka and dancing closely with one gorgeous, leggy, dark-haired girl who was 21 and visiting from the UK. They had met earlier in the week and had been hanging out.

"The party got so rowdy that security knocked on the door to complain at around 3 a.m. But David was polite and turned the music down. They emptied the minibar. Then David left at around 4 a.m. with the girls in tow."

You know what's better than being married? Root canals, waterboarding, and foursomes with three women you just met. David must be kicking himself for staying married for as long as he did. If he'd known that meaningless sex with 20-something-year-olds was just a court-signed document away, he probably would have left Courteney Cox decades ago . . . when she turned 40.

*10 David Arquette pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet]