I'm totally kidding with that headline of course. As I said last week, this dude's life has taken a turn for the AWESOME since dumping Courteney "why do I spell my name with an extra e?" Cox. From the New York Post:

David Arquette continued his single-life tour in Miami over the weekend, partying at club LIV at the Fontainebleau. "He was dancing on tabletops with a trombone. He wouldn't stop playing it all night long," our spy said. Arquette was seen leaving the club with a brunette at 6 a.m. and was spotted with the same woman poolside the next day. On Sunday night, he went to club Arkadia, also at the hotel, for Jimmie Johnson's NASCAR Championship victory party and bought a table of girls three bottles of champagne. "He was buying drinks for everyone," said our spy. Once done, Arquette powwowed with Lil' Wayne until the wee hours.

It sounds like David's having a rough time with this whole break-up. Seriously. Since when does it take a multimillionaire celebrity until 6 AM to find a chick to hook up with? And what kind of movie star needs to actually buy women drinks? With his resume filled with such hits as See Spot Run and It's a Very Muppet Christmas Movie, David should have women throwing up themselves at his feet.

*18 David Arquette pictures total in the gallery: