David Arquette's new bodyguard will whoop your ass
Pacific Coast News says that's David Arquette and his new midget bodyguard -- we'll call him 'Timmy' -- leaving Voyeur nightclub in West Hollywood last week. Apparently they had to leave a little bit early because Timmy split open some dude's lip at the bar who was talking shit about It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie. OK not really, but he did accidentally get stepped on near the bathrooms. That's almost as interesting, right?
*10 David Arquette pictures total in the gallery:
[Pacific Coast News]
Pacific Coast News says that's David Arquette and his new midget bodyguard -- we'll call him 'Timmy' -- leaving Voyeur nightclub in West Hollywood last week. Apparently they had to leave a little bit early because Timmy split open some dude's lip at the bar who was talking shit about It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie. OK not really, but he did accidentally get stepped on near the bathrooms. That's almost as interesting, right?
*10 David Arquette pictures total in the gallery:
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