Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian at the grand opening party of their new boutique Dash in New York (11/3)

BREAKING NEWS: Kardashian fever has officially hit New York! The CDC just issued an alert to be on the lookout for hot clothes and even hotter accessories! . . . god I hate my life. From the New York Daily News:
In true Kardashian fashion, Wednesday's opening celebration of the sisters' SoHo boutique, Dash NYC, was not without drama. While seemingly perfect photos of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney making model-worthy poses on the red carpet suggest a night full of glitz and glam, the reality is that on the other side of that very carpet were hundreds of spectators - and not every fan was on their best behavior. The crowd, with cameras-in-hand, did their best to get a glimpse of the E! reality stars, but the excitement proved too much for some.

An NYPD source tells the Daily News that police were called to the scene "for a large crowd blocking the door." Contrary to some reports, no one was arrested, however the cops did issue "three summonses for disorderly conduct."
"Hundreds of spectators" gathered around to see the Kardashian sisters? Who are these idiots? Newsflash: If you want to see people whoring themselves out for money and attention, you don't have to wait outside of a boutique for hours. You can just turn on C-SPAN. The reality is that the thing that probably upsets the Kardashians the most about this whole incident is that these fans got in trouble with the police can't afford anything in their store.

*30 Kardashian sisters pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Nick Manning

    What I don’t get is has Kourtney lost all fashion sense since having a child? She looks like crap in these pictures. Wasn’t she the secretly hot one?

  • Gianna

    I still can't figure out why these three whores are famous. Does their mother run a brothel or something?

  • Anonymous

    Of course they do. They are insanely jealous, that we have the K Sisters, and say, Iran or Saudia Arabia don't. The Arabs may have all the oil, but the USA has the K Sisters.


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