Benji Madden and Christina Aguilera are dating

Benji Madden may have just won the "Christina Aguilera Rebound Sweepstakes." His prize: an obscenely rich, clingy girlfriend, lacking in confidence, who'll do just about anything to please him. Boy that hits close to him. A source told Hollywood Life:

“[Benji and Christina] have been hanging out a lot more since her break-up. They are currently in the hook-up phase of the relationship. It’s a sex thing. They get along really well.”

While it may just be a “sex thing” now, our source also claims Christina, 29, and Benji, 31, may be more than just a hookup.  “Benji has met Christina’s son and he even wanted her to move in with him. She said no, but not in a bad way.”

Benji Madden? Really? First her husband and now the less famous -- and I use "famous" in the loosest possible sense -- Madden brother? This chick really needs to raise her standards. Like me, for example. Last Summer when I was peddling my wares on the Renaissance Faire circuit, I only hooked up with busty maidens descended from the highest levels of nobility. You don't become a badass motherfucker like me by slumming it with peasants.

*26 Christina Aguilera pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet]