Charlie Sheen is an ass

Charlie Sheen is really broken up about that hooker incident in New York two weeks ago, and is looking to make amends in any way possible to salvage his reputation (charity work, etc.). Nah, I'm totally kidding. That ass couldn't care less. From People:

Jaws may have dropped over Charlie Sheen's New York hotel adventure, but the Two and a Half Men actor isn't stressing. "If a guy has one bad night, everybody goes insane and panics," Sheen, 45, tells Extra. "I'm not panicking."

Does this guy just ooze sleeze cool or what? He destroys a luxury hotel room, threatens a prostitute, has his face plastered on every newspaper in the world, and his response is basically a shrug of the shoulders. I can definitely relate with Charlie's cavalier attitude. Last week my girlfriend got a parking ticket and I barely flipped the hell out on that stupid bitch.

*11 Charlie Sheen pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet]