November 2010 NUDE!

Shalana Santana

Brazilian model Shalana Santana

*21 Shalana Santana Daniela Lopes pictures total in the gallery:

Kara DioGuardi looks like hell

That's former American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi at the opening night gala of the musical Cinderella in Hollywood on Saturday. Is it just me, or would this picture make a great anti-meth billboard? "6 months ago, this woman was a judge on the most popular show on television. Now she sleeps in a ditch and panhandles for money with a cardboard sign that claims she's a Vietnam War veteran . . . EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS JUST 4 WHEN THE WAR ENDED IN 1975! Choose life or choose meth."

*5 Kara DioGuardi pictures total in the gallery:

What singer does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Guess who wants to bang Kim Kardashian? [IDLYITW]

+ I don't really want to see this chick flash her ass [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Oh boo hoo, I have big boobs [PopEater]
+ JWoww in a bikini (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Madonna looking uglier than usual [Celebuzz]

+ Whatever, I do this all the time [College Humor]
+ Miranda Kerr is fat [Socialite Life]
+ The hottest girl at the fair [Double Viking]
+ Twins? Pregnancy rumors are so predictable [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: 25 People Riding Inappropriate Animals

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Khloe Kardashian at a photocall for Wedding Central's "Ultimate Wedding Showdown" at Madison Square Park in New York (11/9)

Finally an answer to the question absolutely none of us were asking: Khloe Kardashian lost her virginity when she was only 14. From Radar:

Khloe Kardashian was just 14 years old when she lost her virginity with an 18-year-old man whom she was "secretly dating", she revealed on The View Monday.

"Looking back I think that's not a normal thing," the married reality star, 26, admitted on the talk show, adding that she almost felt "conned" by her older sex partner. "Well, not conned, but persuaded, because he was older and I felt I wouldn't be accepted or cool or whatever," Khloe said.

How did she feel after the act? "I felt so disgusted with myself," she confessed. "I stopped talking to him and actually didn't have sex for three years after that because I knew I was young and I knew I wasn't ready."

Her biggest regret: "I should have listened to my parents," she said, telling her fans, "don't let anyone pressure you, it's not worth it and how I felt afterwards."

You've got to wonder what this adult said to a 14-year-old to convince her to have sex with him . . . I usually try something along the lines of "I love you" or even more romantic like "take your pants off or I'll tell your mommy and daddy I caught you smoking." The sad thing this story illustrates is how young, impressionable girls that are just starting to mature sexually tend to be susceptible to the advances of older men. Which is exactly why I participate in a student exchange program. No english = no police report!

*10 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

Nicole Scherzinger launching Reebok's new ZigTech sneakers in London (11/29)

I have an idea. The next time Nicole Scherzinger is hired to promote something, can we not make her look like a complete idiot? I know, crazy thought, right? See, this is what we get for letting gay guys take over the whole salon industry. I wish we could go back to the '50s when hair and makeup was still considered a real man's man job, back when my grandpa used to do it. Boy, what a lady killer that guy was . . . at least that's what he used to tell us. Strange that he never remarried after grammy died.

*34 Nicole Scherzinger pictures total in the gallery:

Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis at IFP's 20th Annual "Gotham Independent Film Awards" at Cipriani Wall Street in New York (11/29)

*23 Mila Kunis pictures total in the gallery:

Anne Hathaway nude in Love & Other Drugs

Anne Hathaway's (and Jake Gyllenhaal's) new movie Love & Other Drugs looks really good. I especially like the part where she shows her boobs. Oh, and that other part where she shows her boobs. And of course, who could forget that one part where she shows her boobs. Jake and I both agree that -- ewwwwwww yuck-- this bitch has cooties! Wait a minute, no, I don't agree to that. God dammit Jake, will you get the hell out of here! I swear, guy won't shut up about cooties. It's like he's seven.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Anne Hathaway nude pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*21 Anne Hathaway nude pictures total in the gallery:

NSFW!

Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

Heidi Montag is trying to assassinate the character of a dead man

Some friends of the late plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan -- who died in August after his car plunged off a cliff in Malibu -- are a little pissed with Heidi Montag for leaking some emails that suggest the doctor was trying to use her to become famous. Wait, don't you actually have to be famous for someone to use you to become famous? From the New York Post:

Radaronline.com published e-mails between Ryan and Montag after he performed 10 surgeries in one day on the reality star. In them, Ryan asked Montag if she wanted injectibles such as Botox and if she could wear T-shirts promoting his children's foundation.

Dawn DaLuise, a friend of Ryan's family, tells us, "It's desecrating him, it's denigrating a person who can't defend themselves. It's really abhorrent." DaLuise says Ryan would routinely ask his celebrity clients to visit the charity's ranch to publicize the foundation and offer them touch-up procedures in between surgeries. She said, "The difference between offering Botox and performing surgery is similar to a well-meaning dentist encouraging patients to floss and brush daily versus offering to do root canal on every tooth."

Nothing exudes class like kicking a person when they're down -- six feet below the surface. If Heidi isn't happy with the way that her plastic surgeries have come out, she doesn't need to badmouth the man she paid to perform them. She just needs to do what every insecure chick with fake blonde hair and silicone tits does when they're down and out in Hollywood: porn.

*11 Heidi Montag pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Monday, November 29

Lindsay Lohan at Desert Hills Premium Outlets near Palm Springs (pics start here)

Dianna Agron (Glee) leaving the Groucho Club in London (pics start here)

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee at the Stella Christmas Polo event in Melbourne, Australia (pics start here)

Matthew Perry leaving Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood (pics start here)

Kelly Brook leaving the Punchbowl Pub in London (pics start here)

Ashley Greene out and about in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren leaving Jack N' Jill's restaurant in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kathy Hilton and Brooke Mueller (Charlie Sheen's estranged wife) leaving Dan Tana's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

David Beckham at the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Newcastle, Australia (pics start here)

Paris Hilton and Cy Waits leaving Soap Plant in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Neil Patrick Harris leaving Ralph's in L.A. (pics start here)

Jenni "JWoww" Farley hosting the "Hottest Night Party" at Studio 54 inside the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Elizabeth Berkley leaving Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood (pics start here)

*115 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: