Russell Simmons in Miami (10/3)

I really hope this is Russell Simmons teaching an underprivileged youth how to read and not him giving her his phone number. I mean, I know he's rich, but doesn't this girl have standards? Russell Simmons isn't just ugly, he's "creepy dude you'd see on the Megan's Law website if you did a search for registered sex offenders in your neighborhood" ugly. The only time he should ever hang out with a chick that hot is if she's making $250/hr.

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[Mavrixonline]
  • Lucky thing for 95% of us guys: Most women aren't near as shallow as we are and are able to see the worthwhile person under the creepy/ugly/fat/etc man.

  • Murphy

    Hey, this guy is sensitive, cultured, nonthreatening, and a metrosexual male. He is what modern chicks really dig. They love these kind of guys and love to be loved by them.

  • Yeah

    Exactly. Plus he's stupid rich, and not at all ugly, really.

  • Jen

    Is he reading his own book?

  • Nick

    Of course. It's what the obscenely rich do.

    Nick

    Editor

    Celebslam.com


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