Pamela Anderson unveiling her new PETA advertisement in London (10/24)

If I could hop into a time machine and travel back to 1994, this would be AWESOME news. From Starpulse:
Pamela Anderson has stripped for her 11th Playboy cover - channeling "La Dolce Vita" siren Anita Ekberg at the sexy shoot.

The "Baywatch" bombshell landed her first Playboy cover way back in 1989, and was named Playmate of the year in 1990. And now, 20 years later, Anderson is baring all again for the January 2011 issue, cavorting naked in a pool as an homage to Ekberg's infamous scene in Rome, Italy's Trevi Fountain with Marcello Mastroianni in the 1960 movie classic.

On his Twitter.com page, Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner writes, "Pamela Anderson is in the (Playboy) Mansion swimming pool, posing for the January cover in a tribute to 'La Dolce Vita.'"
Sorry Playboy, if I really wanted to see some grotesquely-disfigured mug on the cover of a magazine, I'd buy an issue of Mad. In all seriousness though, who the hell wants to see this chick naked these days? You can see a diseased naked has-been with huge tits half Pam's age by just Googling the words "Lindsay" and "Lohan."

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[WENN, Mavrixonline]
  • Acemeister79

    Sadly, they are going to have to put on the makeup with a trowel. Bring in the Maaco autobody men to put a shine on her...

  • Master yoda

    It will keep a few folks busy for a month working in photoshop, so I guess it's good for the economy.

    Thanks, Pam!

  • GRiND365.com

    I don't like her idea, might scare people off instead! lol


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