Oksana Grigorieva will not be posing nude

Playboy offered Mel Gibson's dumbass ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva $75k to pose for the magazine, but she politely declined . . . and by "politely declined" I mean she had her rep feign outrage at even the mere thought that she would do such a thing for money. To recap: Blackmail your ex-boyfriend because you're too lazy to get a real job? Sure, why not! Take your clothes off for a series of tasteful nude photographs. Heavens no! From TMZ:

Steve Jaffe, Oksana's PR guy, tells TMZ ... "Not now, not ever, nor for any amount of money, would our client, Oksana Grigorieva, even consider any offer to pose for Playboy.  Someone might have sent an email to one of her representatives but that's not news."

TMZ first reported ... Playboy offered O.G. the cover, writing to one of Oksana's reps in an email dated October 15 and obtained by TMZ, "It would be $75k with cover try."

Bitch you have implants -- stop trying to act like you're somehow above posing for Playboy. Hell, you should be happy they actually offered you $75k and not what most chicks would take: beads. Oksana not wanting to show off her fake tits would be like if I drove around town in Jeff Gordon's #24 car and got mad when someone pulled up to the stoplight next to me wanting to race. "Leave me alone dammit! I'm just going to the store to get some milk!"

*16 Oksana Grigorieva pictures total in the gallery:

[WENN]