Minka Kelly is your Sexiest Woman Alive

Minka Kelly is the Sexiest Woman Alive

A big congratulations to Minka Kelly, who Esquire named their "Sexiest Woman Alive" today. Can't say I disagree, even though I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to wear high heels in bed -- you could easily tear the sheets. FYI, Kate Beckinsale won last year, but let's face it, she sort of let herself go the past 12 months. Look at how fat she is in these pictures of her in Mexico last month. It's like she stopped caring. You deserve to lose your crown. Fatty.

*23 Minka Kelly "Sexiest Woman Alive" pictures total in the gallery:

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Anonymous

Can't enlarge the images of Minka Kelly for some reason.

Nick

Fixed. The quotes in the title were screwing up the gallery.

Nick

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crtb

who is she?

Paul

I hate to do this but I will start by naming some women that are way hotter and sexier than Minka Kelly. They are: Kate Beckinsale; Tila Tiquela, Paris Hilton, Our very own LiLo, Amy Winehouse, Selma Hyack, and last but not least Courtney Love. I suppose you could throw SJP in there too.

SaucyBastard

I wouldn't touch anything Derek Jeter touched.

anonymous

minka kelly? Meh...she has a hot bod but busted face.

Zac

Kate Beckinsale is not fat!

asfdl

Her ass is a lot smaller than Minka's,and what's up with her legs?No shape at all.Bah

guy kawasaki

dude I think he was kidding

moron

Whorrible

She gets my vote, and my pants tight.