Miley Cyrus' parents are divorcing

After 17 years of marriage, Miley Cyrus' parents Billy Ray and Tish just announced that they're divorcing . . . and it's all Miley's little sister Noah's fault. Bad! Bad kid! How could you do this to the family! You ruined everything! The couple said in a statement:
"As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for our family," they say in a statement. "We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers."
Oh man, this is reaaaaaaaaally bad news for Miley's parents. The only thing keeping Miley from acting on her natural slut impulses was the fact that she didn't come from a broken home. Now she does. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if she's having sex with Rampage Jackson as I type this.

*6 Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

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