Miley Cyrus' parents are divorcing

After 17 years of marriage, Miley Cyrus' parents Billy Ray and Tish just announced that they're divorcing . . . and it's all Miley's little sister Noah's fault. Bad! Bad kid! How could you do this to the family! You ruined everything! The couple said in a statement:
"As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for our family," they say in a statement. "We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers."
Oh man, this is reaaaaaaaaally bad news for Miley's parents. The only thing keeping Miley from acting on her natural slut impulses was the fact that she didn't come from a broken home. Now she does. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if she's having sex with Rampage Jackson as I type this.

*6 Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Toad

    Would someone PLEASE put out the TRASH!!!! ENOUGH about the Cyrus TRASH!!!!!

  • DENNIS

    THE WHOLE FAMILY IS F--- UP. AND, AGAIN, MILEY IS UGLY AND UNATTRACTIVE. SHE NEEDS LONG TERM,
    STRUCTURED COUNSELING. HER FATHER NEEDS A
    MODEL TO FOLLOW, AND THE MOTHER NEEDS A NEW PIMP. SCRATCH THIS FAMILY FROM YOUR MIND. THERE IS NOTHING POSITVE ABOUT THESE PEOPLE AT ALL. THEY ALL LOSERS.

  • Nissen

    I'm gonna marry Tish and then do a Woody Allen!

  • Vince Neil

    Whats with the divorce? Miley not wanna bang married guys? Ooooh look at her and her strong morals...

  • Anonymous

    Don't forget, even ugly swanns one day turn into beautiful butterflys.

  • Danny

    Now we know where the girls got their looks. That woman is fug. Not as bad as Noah, but then not much is.

  • Litsa

    I would make her eat my love juice

  • Nick Manning

    I would bang Miley's mom. I bet she likes it face down, ass up!

  • ugh

    Bill Ray and John Travolta finally coming out the closet and will marry in Vermont...

  • Miley's Lap-Dance Partner

    Miley's little sister Noah is trying to pull a "Jamie Lynn Spears" move to become a star in her own right, but that child is one homely little girl! And that is one f*cked-up family photo, too.

  • Hawk

    Wait, Miley has a Mom?


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