Holy crap she scares me

Some untouched photos from Madonna's recent Dolce & Gabbana photoshoot were leaked to the web last week (before and after above). Needless to say, Madonna was not pleased. Oh no, now everyone knows she doesn't really look like a supermodel! From the Chicago Sun Times:
Apparently when Madonna spied those unretouched photos of her from a Dolce & Gabbana ad campaign -- leaked on the Internet -- the superstar went super-crazy with anger.
MADONNA MAD! MADONNA SMASH!
As a result there's an intense investigation under way to discover who was responsible for letting the world see the Material Mom looking so haggard.
Holy crap, look at those hands! Wasn't staring at them for five minutes one of the old challenges on Fear Factor before it was canceled? Yep, I'm pretty sure it was. There's no sense looking that up because I know I'm right.

All kidding aside, if Madonna really wants to look better, she doesn't need her photos retouched. She needs mittens.

*20 Madonna Dolce & Gabbana pictures total in the gallery:

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  • buffy

    she looks hot. i'd kill to look that good at 52, besides, her hands are no worse than angelina jolie's, a stunning woman. come to think of it at least she doesn't have toe thumbs like megan fox!

  • DirtyBlonde

    She's pissed? Bitch, we KNOW how old you are! It's not like the pre photochop shots are shocking. Christ, I curse photoshop. Without it, I wouldn't have to look at Madonna and horse face SJP so damn much in these ads.

  • Niko

    I love her ans she's beautiful anyway !! YES !! She's old, so what? The eternal fu****ng queen of pop!

  • JoJo

    Madonna cannot lose to Gaga! She's the ORIGINAL diva! Vote for her to win here: http://my1061.com/pages/contes...

  • Anonymous

    I think she looks amazing. I should be so lucky at 52!

  • Helena Handbasket

    I think Madonna looks great in her 50's. She's too skinny, though. A little extra padding would make her look voluptuous and years younger. She should put on 10 extra lbs. I know that will never happen, but it should.

  • Paulina

    Big news flash Madonna......we know what you really look like. We know you're not 20 anymore and don't look like those ad pics. Get over it you're getting old like all the rest of us.

  • Whorrible

    I'd love to see her shake hands with Sarah Jessica Parker. There'd be more exposed veins there than in a Peter North film.

  • Madgeforever

    Seriously? Madonna is perfection any which way you put it. The world is a sad and pathetic place if even Madonna gets bashed for the way she looks. If she is scary with all her talent than where does that leave the rest of us?

  • Whatevs

    OMG, SHE HAS VEINS IN HER HANDS!

    Big f*cking deal. We all do. People love to tear down women not only when they dare to become older than 30, but even more so when they're strong and successful. It's sad, really.

  • anon

    don't forget even in the untouched photos, she was professionally lit to look her best. turn off the lights and she looked even worse.

  • kat

    she looks horrible, and she does look awful like that in papparazzi shots. Too much plastic on the face too!

  • Anonymous

    She has awesome muscles.

  • shle896

    Give me a break! Those "untouched" photos are anything but. They are so obviously doctored.

    This is no different from a year ago when someone posted pics of Madonna looking like Karen Carpenter on crack. All you have to do is look at a paparazzi picture of Madonna on any given day and see that she doesn't look like that.

    Madonna looks awesome for 52 and it's such a shame that everybody wants to somehow tear her down because of her age. I don't get it.

  • Whippet

    "Madonna looks awesome for 52 and it's such a shame that everybody wants to somehow tear her down because of her age. I don't get it."

    Bravo, I agree.


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