Lady Gaga is just a little bit paranoid

Ma'am, your bra is showing

Apparently Lady Gaga is so afraid of being murdered by a fan that she has a bodyguard stationed in her room while she sleeps. Actually, that's probably the most normal thing I've heard about this crazy bitch in the past two years. A source told Contact Music:

"Gaga thinks some of the fan mail has been pretty ominous. Some of her fans are completely obsessed - they make weird comments like saying they won't be happy until they die with her. She worries over how John Lennon died and fears the same happening to her. She has these horrible thoughts that there may be plans to kill her. Her security team are always close by. She is becoming more and more reliant on them and won't go anywhere alone. Her bodyguard even sits in her room as she sleeps."

Don't worry Lady Gaga, a crazed fan isn't going to kill you -- but an activist for PETA might. What's interesting is that, at this point, Lady Gaga's fans are probably the only people that don't want her dead. If the rest of us wanted to hear the constant yapping of someone that wanted nothing but attention, we could always listen to ~~Madonna~~ our girlfriends.

*14 Lady Gaga pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet]

kjih-tv media

Just fucking kill yourself, you untalented Madonna copycat.

Paul

The Lady is awesome, and there are so many envious people out there that or jealous of her great talent and fame. She need to hire some of the Fists of Fury, or the Feet that Stomp, from the Army of Tila, to protect her.

kjih-tv media

Uh... yeah. I guess we're sooooo "jealous" that Madonna went back in time to copy the Lady Gagworthy's current look back in the 1980's. Sure. Delusional dolt.

Hawk

She's comparing her level of fame to John Lennon's? Yeah that seems about right.

Wait 10 years Lady. We'll see if your fans are still obsessed with you.

Morgan

So apparently she's afraid of being as popular as John Lennon.