Kelly Osbourne is classy now or something

Kelly Osbourne at the US Ski and Snowboard Association benefit in L.A. (10/3)

She already lost a ton of weight -- or at least a half-ton -- and now Kelly Osbourne is getting some of her tacky tattoos lasered off. If she stops prefacing every sentence with the word "fucking," she may just transform herself into a proper lady. From the Daily Mail:

She's completely revamped her image with an elegant make-over and dramatic weightloss - now Kelly Osbourne is to take her re-invention one stage further and have some of her trademark tattoos removed.

Kelly wrote in her weekly Closer magazine column: "Some still have a special meaning, like the matching ones my brother Jack and I have of each other's names, but I now feel like some were a mistake. They covered a few of them with make-up last week for a scene in my new film Should've Been Romeo - and I can't say I missed them!"

The 25-year-old said the first bits of body art she was going to target were a keyboard on her forearm and a heart and cross bones on her wrist.

She said: "I met with my dermatologist and I'll start the laser treatment as soon as I have time. It will take several months, and while I'm not looking forward to the pain, I've heard it hurts less than getting the tattoo. I hope so!"

Sorry Kelly, having your tattoos removed isn't going to improve your appearance but turning out the lights might. Seriously, lasering off her tattoos to make her look better will be about as successful as removing the flies from a pile of shit -- both will still look like crap. Kelly should know by now that if she really wants to be considered attractive, there's only one thing she needs to do: ~~lose more weight~~ ~~plastic surgery~~ shut up.

*19 Kelly Osbourne pictures total in the gallery:

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Natividad Burwell

I did not like that image of the plastic surgery proceedure, I considered it was overdone and too much.

Freddie

Kelly you look great,keep it up girl!!

crtb

I remember when she had no tattoos and her mother begged her not to get any. It's funny how teenage girls never think their mothers know what they are talking about. And just like her mother said, she now regrets inking her body. What you think is cool in high school isn't going to be so cool ten years later.

Anu

Well my mom and me made our first tattoo together - I have 5 now - mom 2 (the last she got this summer with 60) - and I would never ever change one of them - BUT I chose places where they can't be seen if I don't want - so there will never be a problem.

Carlos

Get rid of the old biker chick tattoo on your forearm, granny.

bubba

Has anybody heard her speak recently, what's with the British accent?

crtb

Didn't the family live in England for many years?

Anu

Both her parents are british so it's obvious they speak with an accent.

Anonymous

Now that she is older, and a lot smarter, she can start giving political advise, and telling people who to vote for. She could even do some investment counseling.

christine

Really, I didn't think she was ugly before but she was a BRATTY BITCH which made her seem totally fugly. Now she looks freaky skinny... Good for her if she's happy.. whatever.

Dude

She looks ok with her mouth closed. But when its open, she's all like "Herp a Derp Derp!"

I miss the fat Kelly.

Murphy

She is all growed up now. She looks semi-normal.

jenipurrr

Dude, she isn't ugly. She WAS ugly...but she is cute now! Pile of shit? Hardly. Someone sounds jealous!

guy kawasaki

read closer. she looks like crap, not a pile of shit.

jenipurrr

do not argue semantics

milesaugust

Giver her a break, she's gone from "no way" to "bend over".....