JWoww hosting a party at Jet nightclub inside The Mirage in Las Vegas (9/24)

Add this to the "never saw it coming" file. JWoww shockingly turned down Playboy's offer of $400k to show her tits. $400k? Normally it only takes a few shots of peach schnapps. From the Huffington Post:
"I am not going to do Playboy in the near future," she told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Wednesday. "There is a better opportunity out there, which everybody will probably see soon."
What could possibly be a better opportunity for a girl like JWoww than making a shitload of money for showing her tits in Playboy? Oh wait, lemme guess, she only got implants to improve her self confidence? Bullshit. She's dying to show those puppies off. You can see it in her face and the absence of life in her eyes. Besides, it's not like posing nude would destroy her reputation. I highly doubt this chick has lofty aspirations of going to Harvard, Princeton, or Arizona State. The only way this chick is ever getting near an institution of higher learning is if Playboy builds a classroom-themed set for her photoshoot. "OK JWoww, lean over so I can see just a bit of your vagina and then give me a look like you forgot to do your homework and teacher is really mad at you."

*15 JWoww pictures total in the gallery:

  • JWoww Playboy Naked Pics 1
  • JWoww Playboy Naked Pics 2
  • JWoww Playboy Naked Pics 3
  • JWoww Playboy Naked Pics 4
  • JWoww Playboy Naked Pics 5
  • JWoww Playboy Naked Pics 6
  • JWoww Playboy Naked Pics 7
  • JWoww Playboy Naked Pics 8
  • JWoww Playboy Naked Pics 9
  • JWoww Playboy Naked Pics 10
  • JWoww Playboy Naked Pics 11
  • JWoww Playboy Naked Pics 12
  • JWoww Playboy Naked Pics 13
  • JWoww Playboy Naked Pics 14
  • JWoww Playboy Naked Pics 15
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