Jonah Hill at the Irish premiere of Get Him To The Greek in Dublin (6/22)

You may not believe this but Jonah Hill has been having a tough time with the ladies lately -- especially Brazilian supermodels. Oh I know, right? I bet they're just playing hard to get with him. From the New York Post:
Funnyman Jonah Hill struck out with the ladies at Southside the other night. The "Get Him to the Greek" star hit the SoHo hot spot with a pack of hipster guy friends and sat in the corner drinking cans of Genny Cream Ale. Hill, who has a long-term girlfriend, tried to chat with a few Colombian and Brazilian models who had no idea who he was and turned him down.
If Jonah wants to hook up with models, he needs to make sure they've seen his movies first. That dude at a club trying to spit game with hot chicks who don't recognize him is like Audrina Patridge at a restaurant trying to calculate what 20% of her bill is so she can leave a tip -- neither one of them has a snowball's chance in hell of succeeding. Jonah needs to accept the fact that without his film career, "big-boned" guys like him only get laid when they use whores chloroform.

*5 Jonah Hill pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jonah Hill Supermodel Diss 1
  • Jonah Hill Supermodel Diss 2
  • Jonah Hill Supermodel Diss 3
  • Jonah Hill Supermodel Diss 4
  • Jonah Hill Supermodel Diss 5
[WENN]

Would You Rather?

Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: