This is so hot

"Casual Friday" at Jessica White's office

Sean Penn getting embarrassed and hot chicks fighting? It's the most perfect story in the world. From Radar:

Sports Illustrated model Jessica White was arrested over the weekend for assault but her lawyer gave RadarOnline.com the exclusive details behind the incident, revealing White was in the midst of celebrating her recent breakup from Sean Penn.

“Jessica was out with a bunch of friends celebrating her new single status,” her attorney Mark Jay Heller said. “She just ended her relationship with Sean Penn and was celebrating.”

According to reports, White allegedly hit a woman repeatedly in the face and pulled her hair. She was then arrested outside of New York’s Avenue Lounge. She was held in police custody for over 12 hours.

God I love chick fights -- even more when they involve supermodels. If I was the cop responding to this fight, I totally would have been fired.

Me: "Ma'am, are you trying to tell me that you pulled Jessica's hair and called her mom a whore?"

Chick #1: "Damn right I did that fucking bitch!"

Me: *turns to Jessica* "You're not just gonna take that, are you?"

*15 Jessica White pictures total in the gallery:

Freida

How can she celebrate breaking up with Sean Penn? He is so handsome and manly, and he has the right kind of politics. Sean is a progresssives, progressive, and is friends with lots of neat world leaders. She is a bitch. I would love to be Sean's love charm, and talk politics with him. Up the Revolution, No Passarn.