Jessica Simpson's infamous chili cook-off appearance in Florida 2009

Jessica Simpson, in an interview with USA TODAY's Ann Oldenburg (via The Superficial):
"I'm from Texas, I like everything fried, which is the really unfortunate thing. My relationship with food? I want it when I'm sad. When I'm happy, I don't think much about it. But I do like to go out on a date for a good dining experience. It's important not to say, 'I can't have this' because then I obsess about it."
Well there goes my theory about her having a thyroid condition. I was way off!

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STUFF YOU MAY HAVE MISSED:

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  • Sara

    She looks fine....normal size for a woman. Hollywood is nuts.

  • Bubba

    That ole country gal knows what to do with what she got.

  • King of the ring

    She's hot as hell, it's not like she's fat just because her ribs aren't stuck out!

    Who want's a girl they have to be careful not to snap anyway?

    I'd say she's the prefect size.

  • Angel

    Of course you would Nick, you aren't exactly hot as hell AND you are masturbating nightly.



    duh!!

  • Nick Manning

    I don't care what anyone says. I would bang Jessica Simpson everyday, every night and six times on the weekend.


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