Jessica Alba getting a nose job?

Even though she's perfect in every imaginable way, Jessica Alba's hinting that she wants a nose job. Sad. I blame society and the unrealistic pressure they put on young women to meet the standards of what's considered sexy and desirable. You want to know a little secret ladies? The sexiest thing a woman can have is confidence. You don't need plastic surgery. Unless you have small tits. Ew, yuck! She told GQ UK:

"I hate the idea of trying to freeze time. I believe in growing old as nature intended and, if the movie roles dry up as a result, then so be it. Though I was talking to my girlfriend about this and I was beginning to think I need a nose job to be like everyone else. It's nuts how many nose jobs are going on here (Hollywood) at the moment."

If Jessica really wants to be like everyone else in Hollywood, she doesn't need a nose job -- she needs a debilitating coke habit and a membership in Scientology. Besides, the best way for Jessica to improve her appearance wouldn't be for her to remove her nose -- it'd be for her to remove her clothes. Also her vocal chords. And husband. And that restraining order. C'mon, no closer than 500 feet? That's ridiculous. How am I supposed to collect pieces of her hair for my doll from that far away?

*16 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:

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