Jessica Alba's famous ass and Cash Warren in Hawaii in 2007

I know most women -- even the hot ones -- lack confidence, but this is just freaking ridiculous. From Hollyscoop:
Jessica Alba  might look perfect to us, but she claims that she's far from it. Alba says that she's just like everyone out there and has cellulite and "saggy" boobs. She claims that after she had her baby girl, her boobs started moving south.

“My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger… every actress out there is more beautiful than me,” she told British GQ.

“I’ve never been comfortable showing my body off. I used to have anxiety attacks before shoots. I’ll never do a nude scene. I can act sexy and wear sexy clothes but can’t go naked.”
Now I hate Cash Warren even more. Not only did he claim one of the hottest pieces of ass in Hollywood, but his penis is the reason she won't take off her clothes. If he'd just put a condom on that thing, Jessica never would've gotten pregnant and today her tits wouldn't resemble the bags underneath Benicio Del Toro's eyes. So let this be a lesson to all you famous hot chicks out there -- the Vanessas, Megans, and Rachels --  thinking about having a kid: don't . . . or at least wait until you're 30 and Hollywood doesn't value your looks anymore.

*25 Jessica Alba bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Alba Famous Butt 1
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  • Anonymous

    She isn't "confortable showing her body"?? That's all she's known for!! lol

    p.s. not that there's anything wrong with it, but come on...

  • Billy Ray McGillivray

    I'd f*ck her so hard she could write it off on her taxes.

  • anon

    how the hell does any chick have saggy A-Cups?

  • Dom

    She'll be 60 looking back and say..."shit, I had a great body,I should have posed nude"

  • Anonymous

    My name is Jessica Alba. I'm healthy. I have millions of dollars. I have a family that loves me, not to mention millions of fans. Poor me. My tits are sagging and i have cellulite. I'm so sad and depressed. What ever shall i do to cure this horrible depression? I know! I'll go shopping! Yay! *btw i truly am sorry for the millions of people that are unemployed, sick, and can't feed their families.

  • nadine

    Doesnt she know she's insulting most women by talking like that? Specialy with the pics to prove she's a knock out? Idiotic moron.

  • Puh lease.

    Backfired attempt to look "relatable". She tried to look like "every woman" but ended up sounding even more conceited than she already was...

  • Anonymous

    The physical price a woman pays for motherhood. I just hope she didn't get stretch marks on her belly.

  • Anonymous

    Jessica. Grow up.

  • guy kawasaki

    my wiener is definitely growing up after seeing these pics!

  • Danny

    Gee, how wrong can a person get? She's got a stupendous body. It's her FACE that's whacked.


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