Jasmine Waltz in Malibu last August

David Arquette discussed his split from Courteney Cox with Howard Stern this morning on his radio show. Did he cheat? Did Courteney cheat? How long have they been split up? Have they told their children? Why does Courteney have an extra 'e' in her name? Does his mistress look like a fatter version of Megan Fox? Yes. Maybe. I don't know, but they haven't had sex in four months. Yes. I don't know, but it's bugging the hell out of me. Strangely, yes. From Radar:
28-year-old bartender Jasmine Waltz is the woman eyed as Arquette's paramour, and the beauty has certainly danced with some of Hollywood's biggest names: prior to Arquette, she'd been romantically liked to Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney (ed. note: that's her with Jesse above) and Paris Hilton's ex Doug Reinhardt.

Arquette told Stern he wasn't living with Waltz, "but I did have sex with her one time, maybe twice... my sexual encounter made me pretty feel manly."

Prodded by Stern about the couple's sex life, Arquette admitted he hadn't slept with Cox for four months, and said his "sex with Courtney is scheduled to a certain degree, its methodical to a certain degree, and so full of love ... its so beautifully passionate."

Arquette said he knew Cox and [Cougar Town co-star] Van Holt were involved in an "emotional affair" but was not aware if it had become physical. He added that "part of the terms of out separation was that I was allowed to see other people and so was she."
I don't get it. What does Jasmine have that Courteney doesn't? What does this hot young piece of ass -- who might as well have "DTF" tattooed on her shoulder in big bold letters -- have that a menopausal 46-year-old woman with no sex drive doesn't? Huh? Tell me dammit, I want to know! Huh? I swear, I will never understand pigs like David. If you're going to cheat, don't get married in the first place. It's why I only bang teen runaways who've resorted to prostitution to survive on the streets. You can call me Prince Charming!

*10 Jasmine Waltz bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jasmine Waltz David Arquette 1
  • Jasmine Waltz David Arquette 2
  • Jasmine Waltz David Arquette 3
  • Jasmine Waltz David Arquette 4
  • Jasmine Waltz David Arquette 5
  • Jasmine Waltz David Arquette 1
  • Jasmine Waltz David Arquette 2
  • Jasmine Waltz David Arquette 3
  • Jasmine Waltz David Arquette 4
  • Jasmine Waltz David Arquette 5
[Pacific Coast News]


  • JoJo

    Omg! Jesse is going to be streaming LIVE today singing and answering questions! AHHH! Watch it at 1pm at www.q102.com

  • SaucyBastard

    Jesse McCartney...LOL

  • jake

    when a woman doesn't want to have sex anymore with her husband, it doesn't mean she is old and menopausal-it means she has found someone else who does it for her-- someone who does not act like her child--obviously she had an emotional affair which leads to other things and was very happy to have the separation from David--for him, it is just sex-- for her it seems emotions plus the proper attention got those juices going-- the perfect cure for the menopausal woman-- also if you are menopausal, a separation from a man who doesn't give you the time of day is the perfect cure-- also sex with a 21 year old guy--have fun Courtney-you are nobody's mommy except for Coco's.

  • Ann

    OMG, a choice between Arquette and Van Holt? Have you SEEN Van Holt? He's a freakin ex-model. HIT it, Courteney!

  • Kendra

    If Cox is being banged by Van Holt, I'd say she DOES have a sex drive. Arquette seems like someone who is probably on Ritalin.

  • All

    Jesus Oracle, what are you 7 and still eating Pudding Pops for breakfast? I've heard David a number of times on Howard and clearly he has a hard time putting a sentence together so God knows what it was like living with him. Some people just have bad brain wiring, make bad decisions, go off the handle and need to corralled so they don't walk into walls. They've been in counseling before marriage. When Court gave him that bike it was a non-verbal "I'm done with you, go have fun". Cox will do just fine having her pick of Cock and will show Jenn Ann how do date w/o looking needy. I'm not sure Dave will be successful w/o Adderall, the new pussy will leave while he sleeps.

  • The Oracle

    Hollywood marriage, marriage vows and courtship rites are the way they are. They always have been and always willbe.

  • D

    The Oracle's statements are what they are. They reek of a failed education, virginity and morbid obesity.

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