Jasmine Waltz in Malibu last August

David Arquette discussed his split from Courteney Cox with Howard Stern this morning on his radio show. Did he cheat? Did Courteney cheat? How long have they been split up? Have they told their children? Why does Courteney have an extra 'e' in her name? Does his mistress look like a fatter version of Megan Fox? Yes. Maybe. I don't know, but they haven't had sex in four months. Yes. I don't know, but it's bugging the hell out of me. Strangely, yes. From Radar:
28-year-old bartender Jasmine Waltz is the woman eyed as Arquette's paramour, and the beauty has certainly danced with some of Hollywood's biggest names: prior to Arquette, she'd been romantically liked to Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney (ed. note: that's her with Jesse above) and Paris Hilton's ex Doug Reinhardt.

Arquette told Stern he wasn't living with Waltz, "but I did have sex with her one time, maybe twice... my sexual encounter made me pretty feel manly."

Prodded by Stern about the couple's sex life, Arquette admitted he hadn't slept with Cox for four months, and said his "sex with Courtney is scheduled to a certain degree, its methodical to a certain degree, and so full of love ... its so beautifully passionate."

Arquette said he knew Cox and [Cougar Town co-star] Van Holt were involved in an "emotional affair" but was not aware if it had become physical. He added that "part of the terms of out separation was that I was allowed to see other people and so was she."
I don't get it. What does Jasmine have that Courteney doesn't? What does this hot young piece of ass -- who might as well have "DTF" tattooed on her shoulder in big bold letters -- have that a menopausal 46-year-old woman with no sex drive doesn't? Huh? Tell me dammit, I want to know! Huh? I swear, I will never understand pigs like David. If you're going to cheat, don't get married in the first place. It's why I only bang teen runaways who've resorted to prostitution to survive on the streets. You can call me Prince Charming!

*10 Jasmine Waltz bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jasmine Waltz David Arquette 1
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  • Jasmine Waltz David Arquette 5
  • Jasmine Waltz David Arquette 1
  • Jasmine Waltz David Arquette 2
  • Jasmine Waltz David Arquette 3
  • Jasmine Waltz David Arquette 4
  • Jasmine Waltz David Arquette 5
[Pacific Coast News]