What a lucky guy

Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez on the set of Dark Tide in Cape Town, South Africa (8/12)

Halle Berry is falling in love = smiley face. Not with me = frowny face. Slut. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Sounds like Halle Berry's romance with her "Dark Tide" co-star is heating up. The Oscar winner arrived at Olivier Martinez's Paris apartment with luggage that appeared to be filled with clothes "to last at least a year!"

The happy couple have been spied looking very cozy, kissing and hugging frequently and enjoying romantic lunches and dinners in chic cafes in Martinez's Paris neighborhood. The actress also has been overheard telling people she's always loved Paris and is seriously thinking of moving there permanently.

So this guy gets to live with one of the hottest women on Earth while she's on the rebound? You know what that means: anal. And lots of it. I'm going to assume that either Olivier rescued 50 orphans from a burning building in a past life or he's Halle's type: superficially good looking . . . *checks out picture* -- yep, just what I thought, screw burning orphans. They shouldn't have grown up without parents in the first place.

*6 Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez pictures total in the gallery:

[Pacific Coast News]

Anyman

Booo Hissss Unclean

Robert

I would rather do Lady GaGa or Miss Tila, than Halle. At least with GaGa and Tila I would still have my manhood when we were done. What a witch.

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+1

She really IS the WORST.

Sam

Ball breaker, and man hater. Nagging, shrewish bitch. I would not want to be in the same room with her, even if she was naked.

Murphy

Be very careful with that woman. She will chew your balls off and spit the bloody things out. Then she will laugh about it.

ntvnat

She'll run you over and then drive away.

Also jumps to the front of the line at airports to go skiing in Aspen and other trendy quaint little cities like Banff. Bitch.

She's a phony bitch.

ntvnat

GOD DAMN, LOOK AT THOSE THUNDER THIGHS!!!!!!

Fatty. Old hag dressing like she's in her 20's or even her 30's.