The extremely happy couple together

Us Weekly is reporting that Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman have split up after 5 years of marriage. Husband? I thought that dude was her gay assistant. How the hell did he pull that off? From Us:
Christina Aguilera and her husband, music executive Jordan Bratman, “have been separated for a few months,” a source close to Aguilera tells Us Weekly. Although Aguilera and Bratman have not yet decided whether to divorce, the source reveals “they are now living apart, and they will see how that goes.”

Explains the source: “They were very much in love. But over the last six months, it became clear they were more like friends than husband and wife.” But Aguilera and Bratman remain united in their commitment to son Max, 2. “He is their main concern,” says the insider.
I'm not going to pretend I know why these two split up, but the bank where Jordan was keeping his safety deposit box full of candid photos of Christina engaged in illicit sexual acts with various underage farm animals *did* burn down yesterday. Seems like Jordan lost his leverage in this marriage.

*10 Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman pictures total in the gallery:

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[Mavrixonline]
  • cheryl

    He looks like a weirdo, She can do a lot better. He looks like a

    pussy

  • Frank

    Why does she look like a sad mime?

  • Kendra

    It doesn't surprise me

    Seeing how he's not attractive and all

    I'd get sick of looking at him too

    EgoTVonline.com

  • Whorrible

    The only farm animal in that relationship was Bratman. The dude has ears like Dumbo.


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