The balls on this guy

Charlie Sheen has some balls

Life & Style claims that a few hours before police were called to The Plaza Hotel on Sunday night -- finding Charlie Sheen naked, his room trashed, and a hooker hiding in his closet -- Charlie had a quiet dinner with friends . . . "friends" that included his ex-wife Denise Richards and the hooker. That bitch better not have ordered the most expensive thing on the menu. Hookers always do that. From the mag:

"They were all dining at Daniel, a posh restaurant on the upper east side near The Plaza," says an eyewitness. "Charlie was rowdy from the beginning like he had been drinking prior.”

The group attempted to have a civilized dinner, but things quickly took a turn for the worse. “Charlie was stumbling and loud and being very frisky and touchy-feely," the eyewitness tells Life & Style. "Charlie and his date excused themselves to the bathroom together, for a long time. You don't have to be an investigator to know what was going on in that bathroom."

Ex-wife Denise Richards, who is in town with her and Charlie's kids, stopped by to join the dinner, but "looked like she had enough" of Charlie's antics and excused herself from the table.

Wow, this guy loves hookers so much he actually takes them out to dinner before banging them. What a true gentleman in every sense of the word. "Before snorting coke off your tits and violently cornholing you in the ass, you simply must try the Duck Terrine with Honeycrisp Apple. It's divine."

*15 Charlie Sheen pictures total in the gallery:

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Frank

This man is my hero! I aspire to be just like him.

Murphy

Charlie is a manly macho man. No metrosexual here In his younger days he was a heroic Navy SEAL, and went on many deadly combat missions. The horror and terror of bloody hand to hand combat may be part of his present difficulties. He probably suffers from PTSD. Beneath it all he still has a heart of gold, and would give the shirt off his back to someone deserving. He is a committed family man in his own unique way, and he loves loving women more than men.

PAZUZU

Still keeping it real there paul?

PAZUZU

Is it just me that finds charlie to be a breath of fresh air in the current hollywood angel of boredom save the whales drive an electric car pc bullshit fad? He's a beer soaked cigar huffing womanizing tattoo covered party animal, like the rock and screen stars of old. Wouldn't want him to raise my kids but he seems to live the fame life like a member of led zepplin. Seems to me that any woman that CHOOSES to be with him or CHOOSES to have his baby must have lived in a cave for the last 30 years cause charlies been singing this song forever. One day it'll make a great biography.