Charlie Sheen caught with a hooker. Again.

Charlie Sheen ended up in the hospital last night because, in a fit of drunken rage, he trashed his room at The Plaza Hotel in New York because he thought the hooker that was hiding in the closet stole his wallet. In Charlie's defense, no way he was gonna let some cheap whore steal his wallet for the second time this week. You know the old saying: "Once bitten, twice I'M GOING TO KILL YOU YOU STUPID SLUT!" From Life & Style:

The police found a half-naked Charlie passed out on the bed and a woman, who was identified as an escort, screaming from inside the closet.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm already skeptical of this story. Just one hooker? This is Charlie Sheen we're talking about. Did the other four get lost on the way to the hotel?

"She was fearing for her life and was naked," says the source.

Boy if I had a nickel . . .

"Charlie was incoherent but started screaming slurs at the cops. They recognized him immediately and gave him two options: they could take him to the hospital or take him down to the station. Charlie chose the hospital."

The source says the hotel room at The Plaza Hotel was trashed, leaving $7,000 in hotel damages. The Two and Half Men star made a scene for neighboring guests, which included his ex-wife Denise Richards and their two daughters, Sam, 6, and Lola, 5, as they had all arrived to town days earlier for a family vacation and were staying in separate rooms in the Plaza.

"His two daughters were sleeping in the next room," says the source. "Denise had to go with the cops and leave the girls with a nanny. She looked distraught."

Guests saw Charlie, clad only in shorts and a bathrobe, exiting the hotel into an ambulance at 2:30 a.m. "The paramedics were heard calling it an overdose," says an eyewitness. "But he was definitely awake before leaving the hotel as he made the choice to go there and not the jail."

Wait a minute, when did America turn into Iran? Vengeance against hookers that stole your wallet is the backbone of what this country was founded on. It's a victimless crime. Besides the hooker, no one gets hurt. It's like shoplifting or jaywalking.

*11 Charlie Sheen pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet]