Celebslam helps you pick your Halloween costume

JWoww getting ready for church

As we all know, Halloween is this Sunday. I've been getting all kinds of emails from chicks wanting ideas for costumes. If dressing like a complete whore is your goal -- as it should be -- I think the choice is pretty obvious: JWoww. Here's what you'll need:

three square inches of duct tape
antibiotics

That's it. The antibiotics are for the next morning to help fight off whatever STD you pick up during the night. For a variation of the costume, you can throw a yarmulke on your head and go as JewWoww.

Anonymous

Umm. More like a great face and an OK body.

Nick Manning

JWoww is hot. Not ultra hot, or even pretty hot. She's nasty hot. She's a white trash girl with a great body and a OK face. If she removed that ugly dragon tat she would go higher in scale.

Anonymous

why does it look like her bellybutton was an after thought? photoshop much?

Hawk

The girl is just dripping with class.

No wait, that's the body glitter.

Anonymous

Of course she has class. She is a Jersey Girl, you think they are not top form? JWoww could teach Ms. Manners lessons on deportment.

Anonymous

JWoww is even hotter and sexier than Snookie