October 2010 NUDE!

Gabriela Rabelo

Brazilian model Gabriela Rabelo

*21 Gabriela Rabelo pictures total in the gallery:

Sarah Shahi bikini pictures!

Celebslam personal-favorite Sarah Shahi is on vacation in Dubai this week. She was nice enough to post some bikini pics on her twitter, but I'm still sort of annoyed at her. How the hell am I supposed to collect her hair for my Sarah doll when she's 8,000 miles away? Thanks a lot Miss Inconsiderate!

*3 Sarah Shahi bikini pictures total in the gallery:

What reality star does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ I love when Rihanna wears slutty outfits! [Drunken Stepfather]

+ One of Celine Dion's babies died [Just Jared]
+ Cheryl Wilson has a killer rack (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Kanye West's penis makes its debut [The Blemish]
+ Wendy Fiore is rather top heavy [Holy Taco]

+ Betty White is not a cougar [Socialite Life]
+ Your bra is showing, Kim [Yeeeah!]
+ What an uncomfortable photo op [Cele|bitchy]
+ This chick is going to be the most neurotic mom [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: 13 shocking revelations from George W. Bush's autobiography

*27 pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Friday, October 29

Christina Hendricks on the set of Drive in L.A. (pics start here)

Model Irina Shayk at the 3rd Annual "ONEXONE Foundation Fundraiser" at Capital in New York (pics start here)

Mandy Moore leaving Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in L.A. (pics start here)

Jenna Jameson at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Mindy Kaling (The Office) out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Leighton Meester at the 27th Annual "Night of Stars Gala" at Cipriani Wall Street in New York (pics start here)

Laura Dern out and about in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Actress Melissa George at the 27th Annual "Night of Stars Gala" at Cipriani Wall Street in New York (pics start here)

Oksana Grigorieva leaving court in downtown L.A. (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl leaving Larchmont Bungalow Cafe in Hollywood (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon and Chris Pine on the set of This Means War in Vancouver, Canada (pics start here)

Model Jeisa Chiminazzo at the 3rd Annual "ONEXONE Foundation Fundraiser" at Capital in New York (pics start here)

*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Paris Hilton leaving the Chateau Marmont Hotel in West Hollywood (10/26)

It's bad enough that Paris Hilton is your owner, but to be publicly embarrassed in a costume like that? She better not let that dog off it's leash or it's going to run into the street on purpose.

*16 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

Alessandra Ambrosio and Lily Aldridge

Alessandra Ambrosio and Lily Aldridge at the grand opening of the new Victoria's Secret store at the Eaton Centre in Toronto (10/28)

*42 Alessandra Ambrosio and Lily Aldridge pictures total in the gallery:

Lindsay Lohan can't stop spending

Lindsay Lohan's developed a new addiction: online shopping. It's actually more dangerous than crack -- especially if you don't have a job. From the National Enquirer:

When the going gets tough in drug rehab, Lindsay Lohan goes shopping! The troubled star managed to drop $20,000 on clothes while locked away at the Betty Ford Center, where she's being treated for cocaine addiction. Lindsay picked up "a few dresses, coats and accessories" from a trendy online Australian boutique, in early October, a source divulged. "Lindsay's a huge fan," continued the source.

And while Lindsay's access to Twitter had been reduced while she's in treatment, that didn't stop her from indulging in some retail therapy via the Internet. Sources at the Aussie clothing site confirmed an online order was recently placed and shipped to Lindsay's Los Angeles home. "She's a shopaholic," added the source. "Lindsay is the first to admit she's a total clotheshorse. At least shopping is a habit that doesn't carry the threat of jail time!"

Shopping doesn't carry the threat of jail time? Try shopping for a 16-year-old in an AOL chatroom and see what happens. Of course the obvious question here is: where is Lindsay getting this money to shop? The last time I checked (my mailbox), unemployment in California only pays $450 a week. I guess Lindsay must be making some prudent investments . . . especially in "pork" futures. 

*15 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

JWoww getting ready for church

As we all know, Halloween is this Sunday. I've been getting all kinds of emails from chicks wanting ideas for costumes. If dressing like a complete whore is your goal -- as it should be -- I think the choice is pretty obvious: JWoww. Here's what you'll need: That's it. The antibiotics are for the next morning to help fight off whatever STD you pick up during the night. For a variation of the costume, you can throw a yarmulke on your head and go as JewWoww.

Kendra Wilkinson shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (10/26)

Kendra Wilkinson wants to do Playboy again, but isn't happy with her body. She's trying to act like her husband put his foot down (but was totally cool with her graphic sex tape mind you), but really she just wants to lose some weight. From Life & Style:

Life & Style has learned that Kendra Wilkinson has rejected an offer to grace the cover of Playboy.  "She's not worried about her husband, Hank [Baskett], or offending people," an insider tells Life & Style. "She just wants to lose more weight before doing it." The shoot wouldn't even require Kendra to bare all, but she still balked. "If and when she's ready to do it again, she will," says the insider. "But not right now."

Kendra feels modest about her body now? Why? She's been naked so many times, there isn't a square inch of it we haven't seen. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure I could pick her vulva out of a line-up before I could pick my girlfriend's. No, we all the know the real reason Kendra rejected Playboy: she didn't want an awkward run-in with her ex-boyfriend. "Oh, um, hello Hugh, um, have you been?" . . . "Well my incontinence is back and I've completely lost hearing in my right ear, but other than that, I'm doing great."

*30 Kendra Wilkinson pictures total in the gallery:

Keira Knightley leaving a restaurant in Rome, Italy (10/27)

I don't understand, I gave Keira Knightley these flowers 24 hours ago and she has yet to call me. My number was on the card -- and I wrote it in my own blood, so it's not like she couldn't read it. I paid 35 bucks for that new leather jacket, too. What a fuckin' waste.

*5 Keira Knightley pictures total in the gallery: