Vanessa is not going to like this

Zac Efron is strong!

Earlier this week, Zac Efron posed with some fans in Madrid after the premiere of his film Charlie St. Cloud. And I don't want to assume anything, but tell me that's not the body posture of a man who knows he's about to have a threesome with three chicks who barely know English. He might as well have his dick out and scented candles lit. What? C'mon, I can't be the only one who lights scented candles for threesomes . . .

*3 Zac Efron pictures total in the gallery:

[Pacific Coast News]

Anonymous

Go for it Zac so Vanessa is finally free to date MEN! She's short but a ten.

Anonymous

No offense but if he passes on vanessa with these two rather homely looking bitches, then he's an idiot and he deserves to lose her.

Vanessa Hudgens may not be a very good actress (Zac isn't that great either) but in terms of looks, she's heads and tails above these two butter faces.

Anonymous

He is a Honyak and supreme metrosexual. No telling what happened afterwards.

ANONYMOUS

WHATS A HONYAK?

Anonymous

All I can say is dude has issues to pass on Hudgens, she is AMAZING!

Def

agrees on clenched "fist" sorry spell check ;)

and he appears to be tilting his head away from the girl on the right

Anonymous

I disagree. He is obviously uncomfortable. The clenched first proves it. No one clenches their fist when loose and relaxed.

Now if it was a couple DUDES rubbing up against him in the photo, Zac's threesome for the night would have happened afterward.