Tiger Woods at the Ryder Cup opening ceremony today

Katherine Jenkins performing at Ryder Cup Opening Ceremony at Celtic Manor in Newport, Wales (9/30)

Wow, Tiger can't stop staring at the back of Katherine's dress. It must be wrinkled or something. He should tell her.

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Tiger

DAT ASS!

Sevvy

If only he could see the front of her. She's about to swallow that fucking mic.

HappyKlansman

He's hoping she hates her father

Matt

I know, I know, Tiger is a sex maniac. 'Cause he's a GUY! All guys look at what they find attractive, and quite frequently, too. Plus, he's not married anymore, so he's got, uh, the "eye of the tiger?" (Sorry.) Go Ti-ger! It's-ya birth-day!*

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Coffee! It's the legal cocaine.

GRiND365.com

easy with the look tiger! hahaha

nameless

LOL white women---it's a black man's kryptonite.

bino

who cares hes divorced. hes not allowed to look at some ass

Carmen

She fits Tiger's bill: blond, white, big boops and butt!!!He is probably sodomizing her in his mind!!!

Yeah

Except he's clearly not looking at the back of her dress.

Litsa

LOL...Classic!

Whorrible

That's not fair. Putting a blonde white girl in front of Tiger is like putting a cheesecake in front of Kirstie Alley. Neither one of them is able to resist.