Snooki's working on an album

Snooki arriving at the WB studios in North Hollywood (9/13)

I miss the olden days before Auto-Tune, like in the 1920s, when singers used to actually have talent. Like Ukelele Ike. To this day I still rock out to his jazzy renditions of pop standards and novelty tunes. From the Chicago Sun Times:

SCARY THOUGHT: "Jersey Shore" phenom Snooki is quietly working with a couple of record producers -- putting together her first album.

Sorry, that headline should have read: "Snooki's working on an album . . . as soon as she can reach the microphone." Seriously, will someone hold her up while she sings? If so, he better be pretty damn strong. Besides, what person in their right mind would actually spend money on an album featuring Snooki? The only sound I want to hear coming out of her mouth is a death rattle.

*10 Snooki pictures total in the gallery:

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wilberth gutberto arcos sanch

teamo snooki

conk

Hideous, fat orange whale, surely the joke is over now?

master yoda

Enigma? Please, let's not bring race into this.

Murphy

Snooki is what she is. We cannot change what she is, it is coded into her DNA. Part of that coding is 112% pure Jersey, even though part of her may also be an enigma. All will soon become clear.

Some Random Guy

I would make fuck with snooki.

Pat_McGroin

Dammit! I just had breakfast, and I fear that I'm about to see it again.

Anonymous

She is built like a sexy brick. That is solid woman flesh there.

Nameless

sexy brick? WTF? Is that better or worse than a volumptuous branch?

anonymous

i've come to the conclusion that those things she is constantly wearing aren't boots but are actually her hairy ass feet.

she just gives them a cut n dye job occasionally.

Nick Manning

Snooki is a ugly hag. And from watching Jersey Shore she is a Bomb.

Mongo

Snooki pretty girl. I want her. I show her good time, I hold her upside down while make love. She maybe like being tied up and whipped.