Paris Hilton is back in the United States

Here's some pics of Paris Hilton arriving back in the US late yesterday after being kicked out of Japan. Seriously, is it really asking too much that her plane suffer a mechanical breakdown and crash-land on a deserted island in the Pacific that's home to a vengeful smoke monster? I'm beginning to think the Pope is full of shit about this whole praying thing. It never works.

*17 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Private Jet Exit 1
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  • Paris Hilton Private Jet Exit 5
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  • Paris Hilton Private Jet Exit 7
  • Paris Hilton Private Jet Exit 1
  • Paris Hilton Private Jet Exit 2
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  • Paris Hilton Private Jet Exit 7
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  • elmo smidlap

    Does the USA not allow Japanese who are known drug users to enter the US? Thank goodness Paris was reportedly wearing her Stashitwear on this trip. No more embarassing moments for her. www.stashitwear.com

  • Yves Sarasin

    That sick poppy is back home? we hope she goes straight to jail

  • Whippet

    The bit I don't get is, why the heck does she have to fly private? Why not just fly business or first on a scheduled airline?

    It is for this sort of wasteful excess that celebs are hated for.

  • Paul

    Welcome back Ms. Paris. It is good to have you back in the USA, safe and sound. Hollywood awaits you, may you party hearty.

  • anonymous

    so non-gay christians are okay with a bunch of young coked out whores doing whatever they feel like and getting away with it?

    Doubt it.

  • Nate

    I figured it out. All you gossip sites that spend all day bitching about Lindsay, Paris, Taylor, Kristen, etc. You are all Muslim! That is why you hate women so much. A typical closeted fagot muslims.


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