Wipe that smirk off your face bitch

Paris Hilton > Justice

Here's some pictures of Paris Hilton leaving the Clark County Courthouse this morning after striking her plea deal (1 year probation, 200 hours community service). Judging by that sly grin on her face, she really learned her lesson about the dangers of cocaine use and the destructive effects the trafficking of the drug has on Mexican border cities such as Ciudad Juarez and Nuevo Laredo. Or not. I swear to god, I've never wanted someone to be randomly attacked by an escaped tiger more than I do right now.

*20 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

[WENN]

April

I think it would be great if she would lose all her money,get arrested, and have to live below the poverty line....then she'd see what's it like to live like the rest of us...maybe she'd finally quit being an ass...

Yves Sarasin

a poor little sick depraved pooppy. I find it so sad that celebslam is talking about her again...put more people spying on the Jessica's Alba and Biel --- they are the real babes we need to see not Pariiiiissss - she a sick poppy for christ sake

Anonymous

The poppy just needs a little medicine and it will be all well again.

Deadliest Crotch

She's actually fairly attractive in these photos... you know... if you didn't know she can carry more crabs in her crotch that they can carry in the hold of the Time Bandit. :)

Master yoda

You guys are getting this ALL WRONG...ENCOURAGE her to bigger, stupider stunts... the best is yet to come!

Whorrible

Well, this gets my vote for "Headline of the Year".

Fred

Paris, if you knew what I'd make your body do you'd be contacting me. Cocaine is nothing.

Money Can't Buy You Class!

Diseased coke whore.

cheapprick

Hey, that dude's shirt says beaver on it.

Paul

She is just happy to know that soon she will be off on another mission in defense of her country. Ms. Paris lives to serve the U.S. of A. and its people. She may be going undercover against those very drug traffickers you spoke of.