Paris Hilton's boyfriend will run you over

The injured paparazzo on scene

Paris Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits may be charged with hit-and-run after he ran over the leg of Chaz Bono a paparazzo last night with his Bentley (action pic here) and then left the scene. Boy if I had a nickel for every person I've hit with my Bentley . . . from TMZ:
It all went down as paparazzi swarmed the car as Paris and Cy Waits left Boa in West Hollywood.  The posse of paparazzi was all over the car, when suddenly Cy accelerated, knocking a photog down.

The couple took off after the hit and the photog called the cops. Paramedics were also called and took the female photog to a local hospital. We're told at some point later, Cy came back, sans Paris, and spoke with police. Law enforcement sources tell us Cy was cited for hit-and-run, then allowed to leave.

And get this ... sources say Paris is saying, "The pap is making up injuries."
C'mon, this was clearly an accident. I bet Cy was so intimidated by this paparazzo's looks, he confused the gas with the brake and accidentally accelerated, running over her leg. Beauty has a way of doing that to you. Just yesterday I went to the grocery store to buy some flour and I was so intimidated by this stunning girl in the frozen foods aisle that we accidentally had sex in the bathroom and I forgot to buy the milk. What a goof I am!

*15 Paris Hilton hit and run pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Boyfriend Hit And Run 1
  • Paris Hilton Boyfriend Hit And Run 2
  • Paris Hilton Boyfriend Hit And Run 3
  • Paris Hilton Boyfriend Hit And Run 4
  • Paris Hilton Boyfriend Hit And Run 5
  • Paris Hilton Boyfriend Hit And Run 1
  • Paris Hilton Boyfriend Hit And Run 2
  • Paris Hilton Boyfriend Hit And Run 3
  • Paris Hilton Boyfriend Hit And Run 4
  • Paris Hilton Boyfriend Hit And Run 5
  • Paris Hilton Boyfriend Hit And Run 6
  • Paris Hilton Boyfriend Hit And Run 7
  • Paris Hilton Boyfriend Hit And Run 8
  • Paris Hilton Boyfriend Hit And Run 9
  • Paris Hilton Boyfriend Hit And Run 10
[WENN, Pacific Coast News]
September 30, 2010
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  • Jinxy

    Ummm, that's not a woman. Really it's not it has no estrogen, which is necessary for being a woman. No wonder Cy hit him, a giant man rushing his car when it was moving, what was he supposed to do. If the paps think they can stop a car to force photos, they deserve to be hit. I bid you good day sir! Mister, uuum that is not a woman. I want to see DNA test.

  • Twitter: SupahNinjas

    Jesus Christ! Are you sure she didn't mistake it as a 1/4 full garbage bag just lying in the street.

    I guess we all know what ever happened to that little DINK Cousin Oliver from The Brady Bunch.

  • Nissen

    That's a woman? Not that it looks like a man either. More like a... "thing" of some sorts... Kinda like if an alien had sex with the Loch Ness monster and had a mutant offspring. But that's probably an insult to both their respective species.

  • Anonymous

    Well if you don't want to get ran the fuck over then move bitch!

  • Slim Shady

    Yeah! I sure hope the gorgeous Bentley isnt too traumatized! Way to go Bentley!!

  • yes

    Thats what Cartman will look like when he's 23....either that or fatter.

  • AdrenalynnTuber

    I'm sure the Bentley must have suffered some damage from that encounter.

  • Murphy

    I would run over that creature if I saw it approaching my car. It looks like a crazed public menace. I would fear for my life and sanity. I guess news reporters in Hollywood dress and look different from what I am used to.

    Got to side with Paris on this one.

  • Murphy

    I would run over that creature if I saw it approaching my car. It looks like a crazed public menace. I would fear for my life and sanity. I guess news reporters in Hollywood dress and look different from what I am used to.

  • guy kawasaki

    wow, she is quite the looker

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